Zer0 Fu¢k$ Investing

Sometimes you just need to be buying stuff just to buy stuff. If you are not investing you are sitting still.

When TSLA goes. The Market will go with it. What we are seeing currently is a RETAIL market run amock. The baby boomers are dumping all of their 401(k)'s and cashing out, the resulting assets are being picked up by new millenniel investors. But these investors are dumb and do not know what to buy. So they are running to SPACE JESUS MUSK and his CULT OF FAKE ENGINEERING. Wait Elon Musk is a faker? YES! But hold on, we will get to that.... These new investors have no clue where to look and find value. So they just buy what they know. Iphones and Tesla cars... Especially in this market which is overpriced, over inflated, over valued, over pumped. I cannot stress enough that right now is not the time to be buying. Now is the time to be finding shorts. There is no short in the market with larger potential for huge gains than TSLA. When TSLA goes it is going to be world changing and have ramifications on the entire world's economy. DANGER WILL ROBINSON, DANGER So why am I...

As it stands currently. The entire world's economy is about to drive off a cliff like some beered up lesbians with adopted children. But I have thoughts and opinions. And one of those opinions is that the people in power who need the banking system to maintain control will neve ever allow the market to completely crash. They would in effect lose their power and control. Wether it be through stimulus or the FED pumping the market. I believe they will do anything and everything to save the financial system. They have done it before. They will do it again. MIELY Mitsubishi electric.

GE 6 shares @ 6.30 LHX 2 shares @ 178.59 SWN 10 shares @ 2.72 And I am gonna go ahead and put in a buy order. 1 share of STX

As broke retail investors we always need to be on the lookout for ways we can pinch some pennies together and invest. Whenever you invest you are not only "paying yourself" but you are rewarding yourself. That reward may not come today but it will be there in the future for you as long as you don't die in a car wreck or suddenly fall over from a heart attack or something. Spcial note to my readers, if you are dying soon from cancer or something like that, long term retail investing is not really for you.... might I suggest investing in some hoookers and cocaine before your time runs out. Because we are so broke we need to find money wherever we can in our budget. Even if that means couch cushions. Today I was going to order some food delivery. Maybe pizza, maybe a protein bowl, ah.. nevermind. I can instead just make a sandwich in the kitchen for about $1.48 per sandwich as long as I am using the cheap "land o frost" sliced sandwich meat from walmart. If I ...

College Football and Stocks I just woke up and there is less than an hour left to get some money into the market before the weekend comes. Sunday I will begin a weekly post called "Sunday Scorecard" where we will keep track of how we are doing overall. I am going to explain the concept of Blue Chip stocks, then I am going to buy some. A STAGNANT MARKET TODAY In college football Blue chip players are players that have proven themselves to be Elite and on the highest level. They are highly sought after because they are an asset added to a team. They improve the overall team by being so good. Blue chip stocks is the same thing just with stocks. It's time to sell out to the man, man. If you are a Blue Chip stock hunter the number one thing you want to look for is STABILITY. Something that has been around for a long time and has garunteed money coming in for a long time in the future. And oh boy oh boy oh boy.... You just can't get more stable than UNCLE SAM...

The landscape of retail investing has changed completely in the span of my life. I currently have 40 dollars. Now when the new millennium came in I became a man. It was an interesting time. You were supposed to get a job and make a paycheck. So I did. I got a A+ certification and started repairing computers. I bought a car. I had a checking account. I had a nice girlfriend. Life was nice. Stable. Predictable. Then some saudi arabians decided to fly airplanes into buildings on behalf of Al qaeda in Libya.... so we responded by invading the taliban in afghanistan and we had to stop by iraq on our way back home or something. And that is the official story of 9/11 and nobody has ever questioned it. But it gave me an interesting introduction to manhood. I lost my job. My car. My girl. Money it would seem, actually does buy happiness. And stability... mostly stability. Anyway back to my 40 dollars. In the early days, in the time before, the very far ago... "The ancients" ...